Me: I don’t hold grudges
Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
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when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
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when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first
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